The news of Kim Kardashian profiting from her wedding riled Sebastien. He emailed me saying that we should have come up with a way to profit from our big day. True, we’ve already sunk some money into this ordeal, but there is still time to get it back–and the some.
Start a rumor that Sebastien is a royal prince of Montreal. He’s from Canada and nobody knows what goes on in that country other than people fighting moose and drinking lots of beer.
Invite a celebrity to the wedding. I’m sure Dustin Diamond will be more than happy to show up anywhere for a free meal.
Set up a fake valet parking sign in the front of Bank Street Events. Charge $20 a car, drive it around the block and sell it for parts.