A Temporary Tradition

We are not a traditional couple. So on Christmas Eve we ordered a pizza from Papa Johns and watched random movies and shows. Some had trees in them but I think that’s as close to Christmas as they came. We did however send out a holiday email to friends and family. And I hope that we are not expected to do this every year from now on. Because we won’t. The email was done completely on a whim. It started out as a joke, really. And there are only two conclusions that friends and family can get from the attached photo.

1. We are a wholesome, loving family

2. We are pretty twisted and get way too much pleasure out of mocking social norms

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Either way it works. Happy Holidays!

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About JadedBride

Amy Kraft is a print and radio journalist based in New York. Her work has appeared in publications including Scientific American, Discover, Popular Science, The Week, Psychology Today, and Distillations, a podcast out of the Chemical Heritage Foundation. She is currently working on a book of humor essays. View all posts by JadedBride

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