The Future Looks Jaded

Generally speaking, couples tend to get set in their ways after the wedding is over. Some put on a few pounds, others let their guard down and indulge in farting or picking their nose. I’ve done that already. I’m pretty sure Sebastien knows what he got himself into when he signed that marriage contract. So we’ll just keep our expectations of one another pretty low. But, who knows what will come to pass in the future.

Jaded Corporate Executive

Jaded Mom

Jaded Convict

Jaded Senior Citizen

 

For now though, I think I’ll just be jaded.

 

Disgust

Disgust

 

 

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About JadedBride

Amy Kraft is a print and radio journalist based in New York. Her work has appeared in publications including Scientific American, Discover, Popular Science, The Week, Psychology Today, and Distillations, a podcast out of the Chemical Heritage Foundation. She is currently working on a book of humor essays. View all posts by JadedBride

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