In Your Face

We had to give our final head count to the reception venue a few days ago so they know how many meals to provide. Since then, five guests have canceled.

That’s unfortunate. We already paid for the meals and I really hate to see fod go to waste.

So I think we should take those extra meals, wrap them up in a dish and throw them in the faces of the people who canceled.

That would be one sweet $100 pie in the face.


About JadedBride

Amy Kraft is a print and radio journalist based in New York. Her work has appeared in publications including Scientific American, Discover, Popular Science, The Week, Psychology Today, and Distillations, a podcast out of the Chemical Heritage Foundation. She is currently working on a book of humor essays. View all posts by JadedBride

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