I think my engagement ring is stressed out or extremely tense. The ring didn’t tell me that because, well, it’s a ring and can’t communicate. It’s not even a living thing. But according to an ad for a PINK Sparkle Spa, my ring deserves a relaxing full body treatment
The product is described as an ultrasonic cleaner that safely and effectively removes and cleans dirt and grime using state-of-the art ultrasonic wave technology. Right, because my ring gets dirty from all of the gardening I do out of my tiny apartment window. What do you really need to clean a ring for anyway? Do brides-to-be get all dolled up to go noodling or to disembowel pigs on the farm?
Of course, I could have used a special offer for a 60-minute massage in the city. But who cares about that when there are material possessions to tend to.