Looking for a Fiance

For one night only you, that’s right YOU can be my fiance. Anyone can enter for a chance to win this once in a lifetime opportunity. I do not discriminate against gender, race, religion or age (unless you’re a pervie) and all you have to do is show up.

I have two tickets to attend Macy’s Herald Square Sip and Scan Event this Thursday at 7pm.

It’s a bridal registry thing and when I mentioned it to Sebastien I assumed he probably didn’t want to go. “You’re probably right,” he said.

Nevertheless, I am going because there will be free food and drink and plenty of opportunities to mock other brides to be and wedding planning experts. Let me know if you want to go as my fiance.

About JadedBride

Amy Kraft is a print and radio journalist based in New York. Her work has appeared in publications including Scientific American, Discover, Popular Science, The Week, Psychology Today, and Distillations, a podcast out of the Chemical Heritage Foundation. She is currently working on a book of humor essays. View all posts by JadedBride

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