Since I started planning my wedding, I have decided to categorize my friends. There are two groups: those I will spend roughly $120 on and those I will not.
Here are some things I considered when determining which group to place each friend in:
What you are like drunk. (I just can’t handle blackout drinkers who stand in the bathroom sobbing uncontrollably all night.)
Whether or not you will judge me for the time I accidentally flashed those two old men.
How well you tolerate my constant bailing on fun activities.
How you responded when I informed you that I was recently engaged. (One girl used the opportunity to complain that she was still single. She moved from the maybe category to the definite no.)
If you have ever cleaned up my puke. (Two of my friends have, one of those two I have sadly grown apart from.)
Your taste in gifts.